翻译一下"作业本"的这条微博.英式英语谢谢.

At 1 year old, you were invincible; you cried when you were hungry, wetting the diapers and cried, cried, cried as you wished. You were innocent at 3, you wanted toys, dresses and whatever. At 5 you were special, cute and lovely. When you reached 7 years old, with a snack in hand and a school bag over your shoulder, you weaved your way to school, unaware that you were spending the best time of your life with maximum speed. You were rebellious at 15; making silly mistakes at 17 and a ‘nana’ at 20. You felt indignant when you reached 30; at 40, you couldn't help but accepted the reality; at 50, you were philosophical at everything, and finally you became a victim of dementia at 70……… never have you been envious of yourself in your life ever since your age reached double digits !

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